[ WELP... hopefully that wasn't a huge fucking mistake. Ugh. He almost never hesitates at anything or second guesses himself like this, but he's used to being on the inside and having all the information he needs. Here, in contrast, there are entirely too many unknown variables here for his comfort.
So, yes, he could use a little stress relief.
...He didn't really expect that he'd need another drink already after that party last night, and looking forward to talking to Zangetsu is not a concept he ever thought he would experience in his life, but in both cases, here he is. Nothing soothes an anxious soul quite like bitching with someone about a third party they both hate, and he is more than ready for that. ]
I don't know! And it's infuriating because he's so undeservedly certain of himself that he argues shit that's demonstrably untrue and still manages to play it off like he won to anyone who isn't actually listening.
[ cumore is donald trump, news at 11 ]
It's almost impressive that he has the balls to act like this until you realize that no, he's probably just that fucking delusional, no balls required.
[Zangetsu slaps his face with both hands and pulls them down, revealing his blue conjunctiva]
And he hasn't even DONE anything! He has no skills ta speak of... he, what... He made some conditioner? But so did you and Alfyn, and ya did it for free! I have met some people with their heads up their asses but his is so far up there he could lick his own tonsils.
Maybe that would explain his makeup. [ 'Cause it looks like shit!!! ] But yes, exactly.
[ To the no skills part but also the free conditioner part, because just as keikaku. RIP, Alfyn. ]
I think pretty much everyone else has made some kind of meaningful contribution while they've been here, whether I like them or not, or else they've at least done something worthwhile in their own worlds. He, what, bought his way into a military officer position with the money he was born into?
[ GOD. He sits back down too, leaning back in his chair and pushing his bangs out of his face. ]
And he's worse than dead weight, the way he actively antagonizes everyone.
What is WITH the makeup, anyway?! I don't get it! It doesn't even look good! He looks like a clown!
[more face grabbing. But the venting feels SO GOOD. Let the salt flow.]
Even I've been more useful, and my only real skill is fightin'! Ugh. He reminds me so much of the stuffy nobles in Soul Society. Lineages of souls that haven't even been in the living world for centuries, and they think they're just the bee's FUCKIN' knees cause they got money or whatever and ain't a single one of them could find their ass with BOTH hands. And yeah, what the fuck is his problem?! He just... wants to be a petty jerk?! What's the point!! We're all stuck in this stupid BULLSHIT WORLD together, why does he have to act like he's king of Krakow?!
[ He can't talk when it comes to foundation and eyeliner, but he can definitely talk about that ridiculous lipstick.
But yes, this feels great tbh. He usually puts a lot of effort into keeping up his veneer of classiness, but given who he's talking to right now combined with the fact that he might get killed at any moment for breaking a damn clock... fuck it. ]
Every society's got those types, hm? I'd say it's a wonder they haven't gone extinct by now, but I guess sheltered princesses get to bypass natural selection as they hide away in their castles. You know we've hated each other since about an hour into this whole thing because I basically told him he was a pussy for bitching about how bad the room was.
[ Pausing for just a second to take a drink...!! ]
Seriously though, you just got us that information about the hotel and everything, so you're absolutely more useful than he is.
[ Yes, there was the Pizza Incident, but he didn't personally care that much about that... whoops. ]
And watching you go after them for their bullshit today was very satisfying, so there's that too. I can't believe they flat out admitted that they're refusing to share potentially useful information with the rest of us because they're a couple of petty babies who have to be asked nicely to do anything.
[ ...To be fair, he is almost exactly that same brand of petty himself, and 90% of his actions are pure spite. But, you know. ]
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week 5 - after clockblocking
So, yes, he could use a little stress relief.
...He didn't really expect that he'd need another drink already after that party last night, and looking forward to talking to Zangetsu is not a concept he ever thought he would experience in his life, but in both cases, here he is. Nothing soothes an anxious soul quite like bitching with someone about a third party they both hate, and he is more than ready for that. ]
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Uh... sup, doc. You wanted to talk to me?
[he seems a bit confused]
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I did, thank you. Close the door behind you.
[ And once that's done-- ]
Cumore is the fucking worst, isn't he?
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But then it's clear he's not and he finds the nearest place to sit. He plops down with GUSTO]
What the hell is WRONG with that guy!? Why is he so insistent on being.... like THAT!
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I don't know! And it's infuriating because he's so undeservedly certain of himself that he argues shit that's demonstrably untrue and still manages to play it off like he won to anyone who isn't actually listening.
[ cumore is donald trump, news at 11 ]
It's almost impressive that he has the balls to act like this until you realize that no, he's probably just that fucking delusional, no balls required.
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[Zangetsu slaps his face with both hands and pulls them down, revealing his blue conjunctiva]
And he hasn't even DONE anything! He has no skills ta speak of... he, what... He made some conditioner? But so did you and Alfyn, and ya did it for free! I have met some people with their heads up their asses but his is so far up there he could lick his own tonsils.
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[ To the no skills part but also the free conditioner part, because just as keikaku. RIP, Alfyn. ]
I think pretty much everyone else has made some kind of meaningful contribution while they've been here, whether I like them or not, or else they've at least done something worthwhile in their own worlds. He, what, bought his way into a military officer position with the money he was born into?
[ GOD. He sits back down too, leaning back in his chair and pushing his bangs out of his face. ]
And he's worse than dead weight, the way he actively antagonizes everyone.
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[more face grabbing. But the venting feels SO GOOD. Let the salt flow.]
Even I've been more useful, and my only real skill is fightin'! Ugh. He reminds me so much of the stuffy nobles in Soul Society. Lineages of souls that haven't even been in the living world for centuries, and they think they're just the bee's FUCKIN' knees cause they got money or whatever and ain't a single one of them could find their ass with BOTH hands. And yeah, what the fuck is his problem?! He just... wants to be a petty jerk?! What's the point!! We're all stuck in this stupid BULLSHIT WORLD together, why does he have to act like he's king of Krakow?!
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[ He can't talk when it comes to foundation and eyeliner, but he can definitely talk about that ridiculous lipstick.
But yes, this feels great tbh. He usually puts a lot of effort into keeping up his veneer of classiness, but given who he's talking to right now combined with the fact that he might get killed at any moment for breaking a damn clock... fuck it. ]
Every society's got those types, hm? I'd say it's a wonder they haven't gone extinct by now, but I guess sheltered princesses get to bypass natural selection as they hide away in their castles. You know we've hated each other since about an hour into this whole thing because I basically told him he was a pussy for bitching about how bad the room was.
[ Pausing for just a second to take a drink...!! ]
Seriously though, you just got us that information about the hotel and everything, so you're absolutely more useful than he is.
[ Yes, there was the Pizza Incident, but he didn't personally care that much about that... whoops. ]
And watching you go after them for their bullshit today was very satisfying, so there's that too. I can't believe they flat out admitted that they're refusing to share potentially useful information with the rest of us because they're a couple of petty babies who have to be asked nicely to do anything.
[ ...To be fair, he is almost exactly that same brand of petty himself, and 90% of his actions are pure spite. But, you know. ]