pr159 | airlocked | inventory

INSIDE CELL:

► Bottles of various medicines, most half-empty:
   ▸ Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin. (given to him by Oda)
   ▸ The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "hydromorphone." (given to him by Oda)
   ▸ Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart? (given to him by Oda)
   ▸ Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti! (given to him by John, indirectly)
► Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful. (given to him by Oda)
► Knives - A set of useless plastic replicas of three collapsible throwing knives with decorative red handles. Currently hanging from a string tied around his desk lamp, because where the hell is he supposed to display anything. (returned to him by Oda)
► License Plates - Two license plates hanging on the wall next to his bed, that read JULIUS and SUCKS.
► Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.
► Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive. Only about a quarter of the bottle left at this point. - BOLDLY STOLEN BY WILL
► Books - Some medical texts from the library. Someone please return them before he accumulates 20 million gald in late fees.
► Conditioner - A bunch of little bottles of conditioner he stole from the storage room on day 1 and has been hoarding. You know, the important supplies.
► Extra pillow - Another thing he took from the storage room. Experience maximum comfort.
► Notes - Papers with notes in Elympion. Good fucking luck reading them.

CLOTHING:

► Maid Uniform - It comes with stockings and has dark red accents.
► Doctor Costume - Chopped up the inner robe for a mandragora costume. Outer robe and mask are still in his trunk.
► Mandragora Costume - The above mentioned black robe with the bottom cut into something vaguely leaf-shaped with high side slits. Comes with a large red paper flower made out of construction paper to stick on your head.

ON PERSON:

► Feather Boa - A fluffy black feather boa that looks like it came right out of a burlesque act. It can also be worn with a suit to business meetings. (returned to him by Oda)
   ▸ Current status: Unknown?? Hopefully Matilda takes it.
► Spirius Corp. emblem - A badge for those employed by the Spirius Corporation with Elympion characters representing the company motto engraved on it.
   ▸ Current status: Pinned to his prison uniform, so probably wherever his body is.
► Pocketwatch - A meticulously polished gold (okay, fine, brass) pocketwatch with an image of gears etched into the cover. Fuck Akande tbh.
   ▸ Current status: Picked up by Will during investigation. Please treasure it.

OUTSIDE OF CELL AFTER WEEK 4:

► PACHIMARI PLUSH - Half onion. Half octopus. All adorable, and wonderful to squish and hug. It even squeaks, how sweet!
► Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!